Tuesday, March 6, 2007

This just in...

Folks, an update has been received Petite Américaine. In response to a previous post (23 Feb), she has conducted exhaustive research to learn what types of cookie personalities are available on the test mentioned. Unfortunately comments don't seem to allow picture links, so instead of commenting she e-mailed the HTML code to me to post.

So... a "guest post" from Petite follows:
OK, so I took it upon myself to do some cookie-personality research. Here are my results (scroll down for pics):

Available personalities include:
Oatmeal Raisin
"Black & White" cookie
A "Jam Cookie"
And one other you have to see to believe...it's at the bottom.

You Are an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

"On the surface, you're a little plain - but you have many subtle dimensions to your personality.
Sometimes you're down to earth and crunchy. Other times, you're sweet and a little gooey."

You Are a Black and White Cookie

"You're often conflicted in life, and you feel pulled in two opposite directions. When you're good, you're sweet as sugar. And when you're bad, you're wicked!"

You Are a Jam Cookie

"On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe.
But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor."

Last but not least, the scary Happy Face Cookie:

You Are a Smiley Face Cookie

"You're happy go lucky. So happy, in fact, it's a little past the point of normal sanity. You usually make those around you smile ... when you're not creeping them out!"

I think I'm scared...


And that's all she wrote. Of course, these are in addition to the previously reported personalities of "Chocolate Chip" and "Fortune Cookie". As this story unfolds, if you become aware of cookie personalities that have been missed, please write in and let us know. Until then, let's all keep an eye out for the elusive "Thin Mint" woman that Spocktongue (the male Fortune Cookie) seeks for a possible LTR.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i seriously don't know whether to laugh or cry. someone, not necessarily you, mind you, but someone... has waaaay too much time on their hands.

(insert case of the heebie jeebies here!)

spocktongue said...

Thank you for making even more public my desire, not just for a mate, but for one with a minty flavor to her. :)

Mari Bébête said...

Yes, Sparrow, i feared when posting this that nobody would believe the excuse "oh, we're so busy" anymore! But Petite assures me that the research took only 13 minutes, tops. :)

As for the originators of the test, it is quite possible that they have too much time on their hands... have you seen all of their other wacky personality tests? Too much!